Friday 2 July 2010

MegaMoira and MegaSmith Tie the Knot



A big congratulations to Steven and Moira who held a lovely surprise wedding in Tillicoultry last week.

Was the day tainted by rumours about "doping" and "illegal tactics"? Yes - There are some who suspect that MegaSmith staged the romantic soiree on the eve of Stirling's third MegaDumyat Mountain Bike Race in order to give him the advantage on the course. The rumours were only compounded when, perhaps unsurprisingly, jacked on love (and, ok, a season of hard training), MegaSmith won the race with an astounding 40 second margin. MegaDob finished an honourable second, an amazing feat since he had a massive tumble and came home that night dripping in blood (and beer). McKenna came in third, only two seconds behind our DobboMeg. Too close for comfort. The other 21 racers were no where to be seen, despite a number of pros in the field.

Back to the wedding business. Savvy is a bit distraught that "her Steven" is officially taken but on reflection says, "It's ok, Moira is a good girl and likes to share".

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