Ya Just Gotta Write This Stuff Down...

Wake up early. Look for Savvy. She's on the couch. Hands over ears.

Mom: What'cha doing?

Sav: Sitting here.

Mom: Yes, but with the hands?

Sav: Covering ears.

Mom: Why?

Sav: So I don't hear in case you say something I don't like.

Thus setting the tone for the day...