Mom, lying down with Mac to put him to bed: Mac, did you wet your bed last night and forget to tell us?
Mac: What's it to you?
Mom: I thought that would be obvious.
Mac: Well, it isn't.
Mom: OK. I don't really fancy lying with you in a bed of pee.
Mac: Hmmm.
Mom: We really need to know if you have had an accident so we can do laundry.
Mac: Hmmm.
Mom: So is there anything you want to share about last night?
Mac: No.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. For how long can we leave his bed in a stench of pee so thick I can taste it!?!
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