A Big Fat Liar!!!
- The wind undid his seat-belt while we were driving.
- The spider threw the potato at the back of Dad`s head.
- Yes, he`s been to the toilet AND washed his hands (ha!)
- And the wolf broke Savannah`s toy.
Let`s spend a little time on that last one--
Dad: A wolf... really?
Mac: Yup.
Dad: How did the wolf get in?
Mac: He broke the glass on the patio door to sneak in.
Dad: Oh. And what happened to the broken bits of glass?
Mac: Oh, the wolf fixed those.
Dad: With what?
Mac: With his hands.
Dad: Wolves don`t have hands!
Mac: Yes, they do.
etc...
Forget the fangs Mac! You Big Fat Liar!
Wednesday, 15 October 2014
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3 comments:
Be careful Mac......ask m&d about the boy who cried wolf :)
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