This is what real people do

Says Savvy, "This is what really people do":

At a restaurant, real people take this thing [a napkin], they open it up, and they put it on their knees like this!

In the morning, real people cut their toast in half, put their cereal bowl on a plate, and put 1/2 of their toast on each side like this!

For a dinner, real people paint their nails, put lip gloss on like this, and wear their pretty clothes.

(I have a feeling the non real parents are going to be a massive disappointment as the years roll on!)